Title: Years of Experience (The Come and Stare At Us Remix)
Rating: G
Length: ~900 words
Fandom: Anthropomorfic (Twitter, Tumblr, HSK/Spanon)

A/N: REVERSE REMIX: COMMENT EDITION. Title from Regina Spektor's Us. Thanks to allthingsholy for giving me her They'll Name A City After Us to play with. I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS.

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( I heard it's haunted. Like, American Horror Story!haunted. )

Title: Break Out Our Old Machines Now (The Bad Days Coming Remix)
Rating: G
Length: ~600 words
Fandom: Firefly (Zoe Washburne)

A/N: REVERSE REMIX: COMMENT EDITION. Title from Sleater-Kinney's Combat Rock (come back to me, &Sleater-Kinneyyyyyyyy;). Thanks to Jules for giving me her Legs To Stand to play with <33

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( There's a storm brewing out there in the black. )

Title: Ebb, Flood, and Ebb
Rating: G
Length: ~800 words
Fandom: The Chronicles of Narnia/Doctor Who (Susan Pevensie, Second Doctor)

A/N: FIC AMNESTY. A billion years ago mari4212 asked for a crossover for Susan and the Doctor. And then I bookmarked this poem in the story notes and a BBC archive video of the Princess Elizabeth's visit to Liverpool in 1949, and named it "Ebb, Flood, and Ebb" then abandoned it entirely. :|

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( She hadn't been left alone again, she hadn't.  )

Title: Never Break the Chain
Rating: G
Length: ~600 words
Fandom: Doctor Who (Martha)
Prompt: run in the shadows / damn your love, damn your lies / and if you don't love me now, you will never love me again

A/N: FIC AMNESTY. Written long-ago for a prompt on the Awesome Ladies Ficathon. I'd hoped to turn it into a Year That Never Was longfic with Martha/OFC and Martha/getting over the Doctor, but, well. This is as far as I ever got. Maybe Petronella will turn up in something else someday (I HOPE).

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( Black water sloshed in their wake as the boat bellied up to the abandoned dock. )

Title: Come the Morning (The Once More for the Ages Remix)
Rating: G
Length: 2800 words
Fandom: ASOIAF/Game of Thrones
Spoilers: pre-series, no major spoilers!

A/N: Written as a pinch hit for Remix Redux 10, based on kitrinlu's Hope Begins in the Dark, which is a lovely series of twinned vignettes for three of the major experiences in Ned & Catelyn's story pre-AGOT: wedding, battle, homecoming. And, of course, how those words mean different things to both. I focused on the wedding only, mostly because I don't know how to remix what's basically my headcanon in someone else's words :)

Thanks to allthingsholy for the beta and inkdot for the encouragement ♥♥

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( A lesser woman might weep for what had been lost, Catelyn thought. But she was a Tully, through and through, and she knew her duty. )

Title: If I'm Not The Same
Rating: up to PG-13 for language
Length: 4600 words
Fandom: Big Bang Theory
Prompt: Uses the third fifteen prompts in order from the 2010 Paradox-o-rama Fiction Friday thing at sheldon_penny, the link to which I lost long ago.

A/N: Supposed to be an AMNESTY FIC in a shameless copying of damalur but idk, somehow I finished them instead. These are all one-year-later continuations of the AUs in Through the Looking Glass and If It Was So from long-forgotten picture prompts at sheldon_penny. As done as they'll ever get, I guess. iii from all three collections obviously got re-used in Get Rid of Me If You Try!

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( But if I'm not the same, the next question is, Who in the world am I? )

Title: When No One Can See
Rating: G
Length: 1000 words exactly (writtenkitten, don't fail me now!)
Fandom: Sherlock (Molly Hooper)
Spoilers: through 2x03 The Reichenbach Fall

A/N: Written for picfor1000, using this picture. First attempt at Sherlock in any incarnation; would love any and all feedback. Massive, massive thanks to damalur for the beta ♥♥

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( She has to remember to leave that Molly behind. Mousy Molly, squeaking and dreaming, with stars in her eyes and awkwardness rippling in her wake. )

Title: Just Like Notting Hill
Rating: PG
Length: 6600 words
Fandom: 30 Rock (Liz Lemon/Wesley Snipes)
Recipient: allthingsholy!
Warning: get your brain bleach ready
A/N: AL, I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG, THANK YOU FOR YOUR DONATION TO help_japan ♥♥ I started this before the North Korean whatever the hell that was subplot last season, so Avery ... *handwaves*

Two videos that might come in handy but aren't necessarily required viewing: America/Canada TRU LUV 4 EVA; and badminton rant, with someone who is hands down my absolute favorite what-in-holy-hell-is-happening-here part of any NBC Olympics broadcast. Seriously, I wish they'd make her the primetime anchor instead of ol' Blandyface Costas.

Thank you to the always fabulous inkdot for everything she does and all the times she doesn't tell me to stfu. ♥♥ And HUGE thanks to littlebutfierce on DW for help with the Finnish translation!

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( This was going to be a hiatus to remember. )

Title: Baby, Baby (Ohhh)
Rating: PG
Length: 2900 words
Fandom: Big Bang Theory (Sheldon/Penny, Leonard/OFC, Amy/Raj/Zack, Howard/Bernadette)
Recipient: nickypedia93!
Prompt: "Sheldon, Penny, and a baby. Any rating."
Warning: hilariously inauthentic obstetric details, babyfic
A/N: Thanks to inkdot and galfridian for the beta and to muir_wolf for egging me on. You're the best, ladies ♥ Title from the Justin Bieber song, because once you go crack your mind is almost totally and irrevocably destroyed oh help.

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( Do you remember when I told you I wouldn't love a child who couldn't solve for the area under a curve? )

Title: Changes Rung On An Old Theme
Rating: PG
Length: 2400 words
Fandom: Jam & Jerusalem
Recipient: cosmic_llin, for yuletide 2011
Prompt: "Basically what I love about this show is watching the day-to-day lives of the characters and their interactions, and so almost any fic is bound to delight me. I'd love fic where the Guild get up to shenanigans. I love Tip and Sal together, as friends or friends with benefits. I'd love to see a story exploring Eileen's unrequited feelings for Sal. I'd love gen/character study/slice of life about any combination of anyone. I'd love fic that explores Yasmeen's character, back story and place in the community. A Christmas-themed story could be fun. Any rating works for me."
A/N: I could have written a dozen different stories for this show and these ladies, had circumstances been different. It might be difficult to read if you're not familiar with it already. But it only takes 10 hours to be familiar with all of it! :D? (The title is from Dorothy Sayer's bell-ringing primer disguised as a Lord Peter Wimsey novel, The Nine Tailors.)

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( With Clatterford-St Mary about to be featured on a prestigious radio program, there's only one thing for it: a Women's Guild-sponsored Welcoming (and Unofficial Key-to-the-Village) Ceremony, of course. But don't worry; Eileen has everything under control. )